Buy 1 get 1 free

Fear, sometimes
invites you to
Watch a movie.

He hands you a paper
Asking for an address
Which nobody knows
In the film that
You are watching
Or even the one of
The next ones
that you're gonna see.

He comes with
Black long suit
Quite trendy fake
Second hand charity
And a black Orange
Mobile phone
Just to make sure
That the tickets are
Gonna be cheap.

He invites you
Just on Wednesdays
2 tickets for price of 1
Buy 1 get 1 free
That's his philosophy.

So in his calender
Everyday is today
And of course
Today is Wednesday
Although for you
It is Tuesday
Maybe Thursday
Or even no day.

If you ignore his generosity
he waits just in the corner
Even closer than your ears
And farts all the time
Like my bored colleague
You should ask him kindly
(Actually both)
To eat more veggies
For the next time
He is coming .

He never answers
If you ask him
Why me? why me?
All smell, Silence
And mystery
Just like
The Dark side
Of Miss Shiny
Moon After
Falling in stinky mire.